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Friday, March 20, 2009
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Man, after the sec3 camp and SL camp,I hated myself for being so detestful infront of the camera. I have no precious photos to remind me of my fun times =( sobs..
RAWR! Rubbish ( As Ms Ng would have said )
or
RARR! Rubbish ( As Mr Heng would have said )
or
Neh neh pok la you ( As SeahCheng would have said )
but the best is this:
Hahaha, need photo meh? I no need photo. ( As JiYu would have said )
or
Loud shrieks* Take photo? I WANT!!!. ( As JiaYi would have said )
Realised that WanFeng was a hero of Gotham City ( NightWing ) LOL
Then me and my usual group of friends :
OnChinLeng, CaiJiaYi, JiYu, WanFeng, and me, WuJiaCong,
Made creative names using our chinese initials.
BrickHearted, VegetableAddOne, ChickenFish, NightWind, NoAddOnions
LOL. =D
Then as we walk home together, we made up a story =D
Dam funny nia.
Wanfeng started laughing like a hallucinating maniac.
Still have nightmares of Berben, the dog who went JIZZING and PISSING all around the freaking HOUSE!!!
Brown poo ( which appears to be lumps of sand ) lay everywere!!
CRAP!
HanYing still shocked by the moment when he was the dog's sex toy.
Winston, emotionally scarred by the incident of being a sex toy.
Joshua, disgusted by the thought and not the feel cos he was not a victim.
Me, having nightmares still. I rmb how he fought with a male terrier.
CRUELTY!!! That dog is 1 heck of a horny fighter.
Labels: That Cursed Doggy
Monday, December 1, 2008
freaking bored sia.
rushed to NLB to return my books.
Dun wanna pay fine anymore.
Once i borred 6 books, i late by 7days.
Paid 4.20 fine O_O
sadded, then deduct from EZ-link.
Almost no more money left to top-up.
AND almost no more money to go home O_O
then after that walk home from NLB with Winston.
2 bus came by, flooded with ppl.
talk talk talk...
ya da ya da.
then separated with him while he go for tution and i go home.
lost my end-year report card.
whole house in chaos.
Well, chaos is good xD
with chaos, order could not exist xD
Read my previous blog posts.
Read the one about the stupid insane Sex-driven and Sex-deprived doggy.
Gonna have nightmares of him hugging, shaking ur leg.
Erecting his red penis on ur leg and rubbing it against ur skin.
Its cold and moist. BLEH.
If he ever comes back to my home.
His dog is hot dog. ( If u know what i mean )
gross man,
doggy cumming all over ur leg.
brrr. give me the shivers
Still could not forget the doggy.
It has left VISIBLE MARKS AND SMELLS...
pee smelled and lightly stained sofas.
Claw diggings and scratchings on the dining table ( which my dad freaked out )
AND.
The fact that the dog is afraid of tortoise, makes me reminded of the doggy cos it barks at them
God man, the pissy shitty cumming lil rabid sex-driven sex-deprived doggy.
btw. reminder. ITS NOT STERILE.
Must sterilise it to make it lose Testosterone ( A Male Hormone )
( I know what ur all thinking. OH BOY, ANOTHER SCIENCE LESSON )
just bear with it.
This lil crap hormone is what makes males manly.
AND since the doggy is small sized, i think it had an overdose O_O
sterilise it by bring it to a vet and he/she will cut and tie the sperm duct.
The hormones are produced at the Testes xD
Sterlisation is good as it makes the dog more friendly and less ferocious.
It prevents Genital infection which may kill or harm the doggy.
Labels: That Cursed Doggy
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Caught up with many many things.
Went esplanade.
Went Seoul Garden. Whatever....
Then..... The biggest regret came.
I regret asking for a dog.
Yesterday, my aunt brought her neighbour's dog over as they are going overseas.
My mom told them that I wanted a dog.( Which I do not want now.... )
YOU KNOW WHAT THE DOG DO?
beg food.
stand on ppl.
hug people's leg.
bark at 2am 5am.
piss on my door and the main door.
scratched the $10000 Michael Jackson Glass Slide Table.
and the worst is....
He hugged and he do the sex action.
His lil penis ( which looks like a lipstick ) having sex with ur leg.
And he will CUM all over u.
WHICH SMELLS BAD!!!
I did not put my nose there btw.
I can smell it 100metres away.
And today it even fight with the nicest dog in my whole condo. Milo.
what a bad dog.
If I was a girl, when I go to sleep, the next day i would be pregnant by that STUPID DOGGY!!
Labels: That Cursed Doggy