Post #146!!! Comedy Special!!

Watch these laughable clips xD.

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Post #145!! A Fred Figglehorn Special xD

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Today was like HUH?
Theory was like wha?
Break was like DUH?
And returning back to band room was like wah?
Charlotte ask me lead warm-ups.
I'M GETTING SUSPICIOUS!!!
The hand metronome thing kinda weird.
Conducting a band of a 100+ eyes is very nervous
Shaky..
After band was like diao?
Take water balloon and bomb charlotte cos its her birthday?
( Happy Birthday to her btw )
Lawl.
Getting SUSPICIOUS!!!
I think all committee birthday will kena bomb by water?
OMG.
I DUN WAN!!!
Then i got a funky haircut and it was like heh?
Then reached home and HuiJia ( Who was at Charlotte's party )
called me using Charlotte's HP.
I will repeat the entire conversation using my..
PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY!!
Ken : Hey Charlotte, you call me arh? ( Becos i missed her call so I call back )
HuiJia : I'm feeling (blah blah blah.. i forgotten ) so Charlotte lent me her HP.
Ken : And??...
HuiJia : I have been noticing you for awhile and...
I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU. I WILL DIE WITHOUT YOU.
Ken : ( Feeling awkweird. A combination of Awkward and Weird )
Ken : Eh dun play la, death not funny.
HuiJia : *Cries ( fake like I knew it was, seriously )
(HuiJia pass phone to Charlotte )
Ken : Hello?
Char : KENNETH??!!?? WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER?
Char : SHE IS BEHAVING LIKE SIAO.
Ken : I said nothing!! I did nothing!!
Char : AHHH SHE SCRATCH ME!!
Char : I'm BLEEDING!!!
Ken : Oh my god!!
Char : Hey Kenneth, I tell you what, this was all a prank ( as i expected ). We just playing truth or dare..
Ken : ( feeling diao... )
Ken : Warh heng ah

Friggin tired today.
Woke up at 6.30.
Left house at 7.10am.
Reached school by 7.20am.
Waited for school bus till 8am.
Reached Taka ( orchard road ) at 8.30am.
set-up fund raising booth till 10pm.
Went to sell balloons all the way till 5.30pm.
Made a total of $322
Only had 2 breaks.
Brought $10, came back with $1.80
very little time to sit down.
Brought candy floss machine for no reason.
got scolded by a Tourist.
She ( american ) said this.
JUST BECAUSE I'M A FOREIGNER DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO PICK ON ME. WHY COULDN'T YOU PICK ON SOMEONE ELSE. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M INTERESTED. SHUT-UP AND GO AWAY!
how rude is that man,
and we picked on everyone...
dorts

My previous post was one week ago.
Caught up with many many things.
Went esplanade.
Went Seoul Garden. Whatever....
Then..... The biggest regret came.
I regret asking for a dog.
Yesterday, my aunt brought her neighbour's dog over as they are going overseas.
My mom told them that I wanted a dog.( Which I do not want now.... )
YOU KNOW WHAT THE DOG DO?
beg food.
stand on ppl.
hug people's leg.
bark at 2am 5am.
piss on my door and the main door.
scratched the $10000 Michael Jackson Glass Slide Table.
and the worst is....
He hugged and he do the sex action.
His lil penis ( which looks like a lipstick ) having sex with ur leg.
And he will CUM all over u.
WHICH SMELLS BAD!!!
I did not put my nose there btw.
I can smell it 100metres away.
And today it even fight with the nicest dog in my whole condo. Milo.
what a bad dog.
If I was a girl, when I go to sleep, the next day i would be pregnant by that STUPID DOGGY!!

Labels: That Cursed Doggy

Went to Clark Quay / Raffles Place / Singapore river / Esplanade also.
Find for song sheet so long, CANNOT. I enter exit enter exit the library 3 times...
Den planned to meet mum.
I went by the RIVERSIDE way to Fullerton to meet her.
She went by the BRIDGE to Esplanade to meet me..
Den I ran back..
Went to Sizzling-Rock for dinner. Burnt my tongue.
Went into an alley and go hawker center to buy Satay for dad and bro.
Waiting satay to cook. 2mins later....
Car cut across 4 lanes and a motorcycle smack into the car...
diao..
Mirror fly off. Motorbike in shambles.
Things from the trunk flew onto the road.
Ppl in hawker center staring.
dorts.
But amazing the motorist fell, skidded on the road AND NEVER GET HURT.
wow. superman or the who...
heal very fast de...
Oh ya. Wolverine O_O



Talk about before and after hahahaha.
After that went to NLB Woodlands.
Borrowed a few books for English Book Review and Book Talk.
Felt very very urgent for the toilet cos drank alot. So did the others.
Den went to "scan" the book's data and check my Ez-Link.
I OWED NLB $4.20. WTH..
dorts. Deduct from Ez-link very heart pain.
Den went to Jurong point on a very long train ride back.
Went to comics collection and Koh Siong buy manga.
den go home lo.
Actually thats quite it.
Sad that Ji Yu could not make it due to sore throat

THEN.
Supposed to have movies.
Cancelled due to 2 reasons.
Friend indulge in East Coast park party and forgot timing.
Friend's father just came home and banned him from leaving the house....
hell man

Quite a nice b-dae my friend joshua had.
We went to Sour Puss ( Puss for cat. not the sick thought )
We stared at the sign, laugh. Cos he pronounced it as Sour Pus ( the yellow bacteria liquid )
I had a black pepper chicken and he and winston had the Massa Fish and Chips.
DAM. IT WAS SPICY.
But nice xD
It can be located at the Esplanade Mall.
Den went his house.
Sang a very DEAD b-dae song.
Den ate cake.
I went home early cos 2mr have band.
Now is 11.30pm and i gtg sleep.
hehe, stop here for now.

No idea whether to go for my job or not.
Found out I got posted to 3I.
JiYu 3G and Ridhwan 3H.
GOD DAMMIT.
Lost 2 friends in just 1 day...

Who does my friend think she is? GOD?
Still dare to complain that I'm a hacker.
Den i ask her why?
She said cos I played private server... DIAO.
In what ways of playing a private server being a hacker?
Different hor?
She still dare to watever...
She nothing to say liao.
Hacker = Playing private server? siao liao,sure fail english.
Hacker = Hacking programmes : Jump, gold , exp, spd hack
Private Server = Not being true to original server..
The blue words is my personal opinion.
The purple words is her opinion.
Who do you think is right?
Put your answer in the CBOX.
Type BLUE to support me or type Purple to support her.

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