Thε Expløsiøи
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Warh,heehee,my homework still far from done =P
Band whole week sia,Monday and Tuesday do drills.
Monday do abt 64 pumpings + 7 lap running.
den have sectionals =.=
Tues do abt 168 pumpings,OUCH,but no running.
den have sectionals, AGAIN.=.=
Den today fullband,hahaha,very fun.
den saw wei yang's blog. look at this funny joke he came up with (i think it is him)
why did the chicken cross the road?
ans: to get to the other side
why did the rooster cross the road?
ans: to prove he wasn't chicken
~~~~New Joke~~~~ Also by Wei Yang,i think =.=
Once, there was muah chee. and always goes to this supermarket to shop for groceries. so he always takes the same route too. but one day after he bought his groceries, he went back by the same route and saw char siew bao. it was a small alley and only one could go through. char siew bao said "IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN, I'LL THROW YOU INTO THE SEA!" muah chee got so scared that he ran away by the other longer route. from that day onwards, he never took that route ever again. but one day, due to his carelessness, he took that route, and unfortunately, he saw char siew bao. he ran away immediately and char siew bao gave chase. muah chee ran up a mountain and saw a small crack that only he could squeeze through. he went in, bringing along his groceries. he hid in the crack for 3 days and 3 nights, eating his groceries. he thought, "I don't think char siew bao is outside anymore, it's been so long." so masturing up all his courage, he went out, and saw char siew bao standing there. guess what did char siew bao do?
ans: through him into the sea.
okay that wasn't funny, but the next one is hilarious!
don't believe me?
read on and see for yourself.
Long long ago, there lived Romeo and Juliet. They lived in singapore. Romeo lived in the east while Juliet lived in the west. Last time, there were no electronic gadgets, mail, or pidgeons. So they had to write letters to each other, roll it into a tiny tiny little scroll, stuff it into the bottle, attach a cork, and throw it into the sea. Then the other party would fish it up. One day, Romeo was writing a letter to Juliet. He wrote it nicely, rolled it up, stuffed it into the bottle, attatched a cork, and threw it into the sea. Juliet, on the other hand, was fishing. Guess what did she catch?
ans: MUAH CHEE! LOL (:
~~~~Quoted~~~~
No copyrights reserved LOOOL.
Come sue me if u bu shuang HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Lata i throw u in river,hope juliet fishes u out xD
den u be fwens with her and Muah Chee,hehehehehe
